"BEST OF 2006"
"*** (Three Stars). Jarring."
"Horrorís answer to the Gong Show."
"A bizarre mixture of Mr. Show and Tales from the Darkside."
"Imagine Monty Python directed by Dario Argento. A fun, sick movie."
"Truly bad trash cinema."
"Soul-crushingly awful. If you really love Troma movies but you think they're way too high-brow and sophisticated, this is totally the movie for you."
"Trash cinema at its best."
"Somewhere in between cheese and brilliance comes Lovecracked the movie. Sit back and just enjoy it."
"Donít say I didnít warn you."
"7 out of 10. Quite funny."
"This film will appeal to anyone looking for an entertaining 90 minutes."
"This is pure entertainment at its best. A mind trip that will keep you busy. One of the best
independent movies I've ever laid my eyes on."
"**** (4 stars). An array of the hideous, hellish and hilarious."
"Genuinely funny and surprisingly horrific. There's more ingenuity and talent on-display here than fourteen
Hollywood blockbusters put together. Wonderfully demented."
"Plenty of entertainment."
"This independent cinema gem of a movie will thrill, shock, disgust and excite every brain cell. A bloody low budget masterpiece of creative trash cinema!"
"Imagine Broken Lizard and the Troma team joining forces to make the most low-brow "comedy" they could..."
"LovecraCked! is showcasing indie-innovation at its best.
Packs in enough absurd laughs and homemade avant-garde scares to make it worth checking out."
"'LovecraCked! The Movie' is bound to become a cult favorite, standing proud with the likes of 'Monty Python', 'The Rutles' and 'This Is Spinal Tap'."
"I will likely watch this film several more times, turn my friends on to it and anxiously await the next product."
"LovecraCked! is a funny, refreshing take on horror-comedy, and a huge step up from the more standard lampooning films of the genre."
"Hilarious situations, great one-liners and even somewhat genious ideas."
"An entertaining, low-budget romp through the comic-horror gutter."
"Repeatedly scaling new heights of absurdity. Well worth watching."
"A highly entertaining and enjoyable romp. Not unlike the great 'Monty Python'."
"Fan-frickin-tastic! Had me on the edge of my seat. Definitely worth the dime."
"Just plain fun."
"Has a Creepshow vibe."
"Biff Juggernaut, the entity responsible for this production, can be proud."
"High camp, hammy acting. BiFF JUGGERNAUTís first feature production wears its weirdness with glee."
"A solid, scary, creepy, funny Science-Fiction/Horror hybrid well worth the time."
"'LovecraCked! The Movie' is a fun horror comedy anthology with some surprisingly sobering moments of horror in the mix. This oneís got it all."
"'LovecraCked! The Movie' is truly a hilarious film."
"All the laughs and horror you need. One minute you're laughing your ass off, the next minute you're hiding under your blanket. A winner!"
"Very entertaining. Shocking and worthwhile. I personally recommend everyone watch this film."
"Wonderfully surreal. Itís got energy, enthusiasm and vitality. A welcome treat."
"You've got the makings of what should be cinematic bliss. Lovecracked is that cinematic bliss."
"A truly psychotronic film."
"Very entertaining. Downright impressive."
"Consistently funny and enjoyable."
"Something for almost every horror fan."
"Left me wanting to kill myself."
"Really well done."
"Fine examples of indie horror."
"You really can't go wrong with this one."
"There are parts of Lovecracked! which really stand out as something extraordinary."
"I was truly impressed with what I saw. Good acting, good production values, and a script that made me laugh."
"LovecraCked doesn't disappoint!"
"A whacked-out dark visual party."
"Compelling. A trip into bizarroworld. May just tip you over the edge into
complete lunacy. Like nothing you have ever seen before."
"Visually pleasing and mentally frightening."
"A really surreal comedy."
"Creepy, surreal imagery of things 'from beyond.'"
"Well done and more than a little entertaining."
"*** (3 stars) ...a sleaze-soaked dream for lovers of trash cinema everywhere..."
"As worthy a homage as youíre likely to see this season."
"Like being on drugs. Really worth watching."
"Icky, weird, and crawling with chaos, as it should be."
"A swift kick in the balls. Definitely worth watching."
"Really good well written stories."
"Slimy and Cronenbergian."
"Man, are there ever good looking women here!"
"Left me wanting to kill myself."
"There's certain parts of [LovecraCked!] that are hilarious."
"Inspired, sick, bloody." -Cinehound
"Diverting, engaging, and in some cases, bordering on brilliant. Keep your eyes out for these guys in the future."
"Lots of fake blood exploding out of orifices it shouldn't,
and organs being ripped out and sucked on. Wow!"
"The single-most pathetic example of exploitive garbage Iíve ever sat through.
Makes Tromaís output look like the Marx Bros.
A juvenile, low-concept mess courtesy of people stuck at anal-fixation.
Sub-Tom Green bullshit."
"Couldn't be saved if Hitchcock, Kubrick, Spielberg, Kurosawa, and Scorsese merged together to form some kind of awesome cinematic Voltron."
"An undisputed crusting white bead of cocksnot drying on the anal hair of humanity."
"[A] constant stream of toilet humour."
"Dynamic, vibrant and very enjoyable."
"**** (Four Stars). An amusing film."
"Quite funny. Made with a twinkle in the eye."
"Chaotic and humorous."
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